rando thoughts :]: Day Four: Favorite Streeter Theeter
“your mom hates me.”
“so do i.”
“we’re pregnant…”
“what? what are you talking about?”
“see, i knew you’d react this way. you are not ready to be a dad at all.”
“hey! my eyes are up here not at my chest.”
“i..i wouldn’t…i’m not looking at your chest.”
“okay, well thats a first.”
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